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There are swear and curse words we use to abuse people, and then there are words that we abuse simply by misusing them. These are ordinary terms treated as pejoratives and derogatory labels, and though it’s amusing to see idiots being idiots, we feel it’s time to highlight the words that aren’t really insults, but are sometimes wrongly considered as such. 1.  Liberal Do you consider bans on gay marriage a little bigoted and completely wrong? Well, you’re the reason America is in the economic...Read Full Story
Santa & Banta Jokes !!
By pictureblogger on October 26, 2013 | From 99share.in

Santa & Banta Jokes.. Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi, upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi. Banta:To xchnge krna tha Santa:Kisse krta? Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi. Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye. Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance? Banta ped pe...Read Full Story
Santa Banta Jokes !!
By pictureblogger on October 24, 2013 | From 99share.in

Santa Banta Jokes.. Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.  U know why?  Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.  A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me. Srdar got new job: 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer: Boss was happy & asked what he did? Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae...Read Full Story
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Santa banta hindi jokes
By Muhammad Irfan on April 12, 2013 | From sms7up.com

Santa Sharab Pee kar, Sadhu Say Takra Giya, Sadhu Gusse Mein Aye Murkh Mein Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hun Santa-Rukiye Maharaaj Me Glaass Le ke Aata hun.- - - ->Santa: Aggar nariyaal ke ped pay chad jaun to.. engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaye gi Banta: Pir haath chod dena, to medical college ki bhi dikh jayen gi. - - - ->Banta: Yeh chaaku kiyon ubaaal rahe ho??? Santa: Suicide karne kay liye, Banta: To phir ubaalne ki kiya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaaye- - - ->A teacher...Read Full Story
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Haven't seen one of these in a couple months and I loved the last one.
EDIT: Thanks for all these dumb jokes, someone here mentioned another subreddit that has jokes of a similar taste, r/3amjokes, and I just wanted to give it as a heads up for anyone who wanted more stupid ass laughs.
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[–]ChemTechGuy 639 points 5 months ago
A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow." The man tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels, and orders a fine Pilsner beer. The bowl of pretzels then says "Ooooh, a pilsner, great choice. You're a smart man." Starting to freak out, the guy says to the bartender "Hey what the hell, this bowl of pretzels keeps saying nice things to me!" Bartender says "Don't worry about it, the pretzels are complimentary."
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[–]rock-it-science 731 points 5 months ago
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 is a registered 6 offender
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[–]tastybabysoup 2432 points 5 months ago
q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? a: Because his wife died.
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[–]scrotum_nachos 1587 points 5 months ago
That took a left turn real quick.
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[–]I_Love_ParkwayDrive 254 points 5 months ago
D:
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[–]starmancer 1269 points 5 months ago
What did Zero say to number Eight?
sigh
"Nice belt."
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[–]sommarkatt 1478 points 5 months ago
What did O say to Q?
Hey, put that thing back into your trousers.
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[–]chicmonster 63 points 5 months ago
the sigh made it funnier.
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[–]someguy73 2538 points 5 months ago
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Becuase the "P" is silent.
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[–]echoglow 2781 points 5 months ago
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
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[–]Tinylesbian 2217 points 5 months ago*
In the 1700's, a common ingredient of toothpaste was crushed brick.
Go to the features section: http://www.ehow.com/about_4588593_history-of-toothpaste.html
Boo-yah
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[–]PlanetMarklar 2716 points 5 months ago
I'm never taking you to a comedy show
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[–]lydocia 317 points 5 months ago
What's green and when you get it stuck between your teeth, you die?
A tractor.
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[–]dontrain1111 302 points 5 months ago
Tractors was actually a common ingredient in floss in the 1700s.
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[–]mrmrchoice 2556 points 5 months ago
What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
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[–]Humidmark 2051 points 5 months ago
My fridge is black.
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[–]Victorhcj 2566 points 5 months ago
That's racist
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Super Funny Jokes SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults in Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Super Funny Jokes SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults in Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Super Funny Jokes SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults in Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

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Super Funny Jokes SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults in Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Super Funny Jokes SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults in Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Super Funny Jokes SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults in Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Super Funny Jokes SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults in Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Super Funny Jokes SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults in Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Super Funny Jokes SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults in Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

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