Funny Short Jokes Biography
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Biology 1: Multiplication in biology means reproduction, which is microscopically accomplished by cell division.
Chemistry 1: Several plays on words: "Positive" may mean affirmative or positively charged. A lepton is a particle not participating in the strong nuclear force such as an electron or neutrino; in the sentence, "lepton" should be read as "leapt on". An "ion" is a charged atom or molecule; in the sentence, "ion" should be read as "eye on". A buckyball is a soccer-like molecule of carbon atoms.
General/Miscellaneous 1: Asymmetry sounds like "a cemetery". Asymmetry in physics and mathematics is a lack of symmetry. Something is symmetric if it is unchanged when transformed. For example, a sphere has rotational symmetry because if you turn it, it looks the same.
Physics 1: Newton's first law states that a body in motion remains in motion and a body at rest remains at rest unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.
Astronomy 2: Dew appears on plants because air cannot contain all its water vapor at cooler temperatures. The Moon orbits the Earth because of gravity. The taxi driver confused the words "magnets" and "maggots". Of course, if there were no Sun there would be no light during day and night.
Biology 2: There are lots of play on words in this title: Integration can mean the merging of two distinct disciplines (in this case physics and biology) or the mathematical process of finding the area under a curve, which is often performed in physics calculations. Epidermal cells are skin cells, which make use of sunlight for various biochemical processes. It is clever to refer to skin as a solar cell. A growth factor or growth hormone controls the growth of an organism. "Growth Vector" sounds like "Growth Factor." A vector is one of the most commonly used mathematical devices in mechanics: it has magnitude and direction and is used for an object's position, velocity and acceleration.
Chemistry 2: A solution in chemistry is a liquid containing dissolved substances. Precipitates are solid particles in a solution that arise as a result of a chemical reaction. The sentence makes perfect sense because precipitates in a liquid are not considered part of a solution because they are not dissolved.
General/Miscellaneous 2: (6) Einstein once said, "God may be subtle but He is not malicious." (7) Experimentalists often try to fit the data with a straight line.
Physics 2: An ohm is a measure of electrical resistance.
Astronomy 3: Copernicus argued that the Earth went around the Sun and not the other way around.
Biology 3: In microbiology, a culture is a growth of microorganisms for scientific study.
Mole/Avogadro's Number Jokes:
Chemistry 3: A mole is about 6.02 x 1023 and is known as Avogadro's number.
Chemistry 19: A mole is used as a count for atoms and molecules. "Molasses" should be read as "mole asses".
Chemistry 28: A mole is Avogadro's number.
General/Miscellaneous 3:
"Mean old acids" sounds like "amino acids".
Opossums have prehensile tails, ones that can hold onto things.
The spinal column is the backbone.
The student confused the words "revolution" and "resolution".
Jokes Based on the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle:
Physics 3: The joke is based on the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, which states that you cannot simultaneously measure both position and momentum accurately.
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Funny Short Jokes SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults In Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images
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