Short Clean Jokes For Kids Biography
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Cleaning house with kids around is like brushing your teeth with Oreos.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop any time.
Women should not have children after 35. Really...35 children are enough.
i before e ... except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour.
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What did the Buddha say to the hotdog vendor? "Make me one with everything." After taking his money and giving Buddha his hot dog, the Buddha asks
"What about my change?"
"Change comes from within"
We occasionally stumble over the truth but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally."
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
Favorite My Life Is Average Quotes
Today, I realized that math problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why. MLIA. #2840417
Today, I realized Nazi germany surrendered to the united states on may 7th, 1945. Chuck Norris was born on may 6th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. MLIA. #2840460
C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. ~George Carlin
Time is a great healer, but a lousy beautician.
If reality wants to get in touch, it knows where I am.
Rene' Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he finishes the glass the bartender asks him if he'd like another. Descartes says, "I think not," and then vanishes.
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. -- Miss Manners
"The difficult thing with quotes on the internet is verifying them" - Abraham Lincoln
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and telling me, "You're next." They stopped when I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Why is it called "after dark" when it's really after light?
"For the man who has everything... Penicillin." -- F. Borquin
Things you would never hear a Southerner say
Duct tape won't fix that.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
No kids in the back of the pick-up - it's not safe.
Wrasslin's fake.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
We're vegetarians.
Do you think my hair is too big?
I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
Who's Richard Petty?
Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
Deer heads detract from the decor.
Spitting is such a nasty habit.
Trim the fat off that steak.
The tires on that truck are too big.
Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
Checkmate.
Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
Elvis who?
Puns
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Dijon vu: The same mustard as before.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
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