Funny Short Jokes One Liners Biography
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'Sometimes one right line is good enough to break the ice. Here presenting those great short one liner funny jokes and quotes to let you have best time ever.'
What do you call a bunch of liberals in a basement? A whine cellar.
What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
- Jimi Hendrix
You cannot play with me unless you blow me. I am Balloon!
I have a friend named Kay. We call him K for short.
Wanna hear a joke? women's rights.
As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
I can handle pain until it hurts.
The shortest horror story: The last person on earth sat in a room. There was a knock at the Door.
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
Due to budget cuts and downsizing, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is black.
Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.
I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back.
I'm on a 30-day diet. So far I've lost 15 days.
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Regards - Banana.
Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.
Why can't helen keller drive? because she's a woman
How do you make a dead baby float? One scoop dead baby, one scoop ice cream, add root beer.
Why am I single? Because I treat girls right.
It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
An argument carried far enough will end up in semantics.
I am born a pessimist - My blood group is B Negative.
What's the difference between a liberal and a puppy? The puppy stops whining when it grows up.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.One Liner Jokes
Important Laws Newton Forgot to State
Okay, you know Newton's Laws. But there are some laws Newton forgot to state in his life time! Here are the unpublished laws of Newton! Note: These things are just for fun. Don't take them seriously.
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. read more »
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Things My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. read more »
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Creative Word Definitions
ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead..
COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.
INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.
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Did you ever stop and wonder, why?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box?
Why people pay to go up in tall buildings, and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why people say they “slept like a baby”, when babies normally wake up every two hours?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
What would the speed of lightning be if it didn’t zigzag?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but has to check when you say the paint is wet? read more »
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