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Peter Jenkins

Peter Jenkins is the author of several humorous Kindle books. All his life Peter has been a funny guy. He has been collecting and telling jokes ever since he can remember. As a child he was labeled the class clown. Kids in school would even change up his last name once in a while and call him "Peter Joke-ins." Now as an adult Peter is still a humorist and is turning his attention to Kindle. "I just want to make the world laugh," he claims.

Peter has authored several humor books that can be found on Kindle, everything from Religious Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes and Riddles, to Funny Jokes for Kids and Jokes for Adults. Peter wants to remind his reading audience that all of his books contain jokes that are clean and safe for any occasion. So if you are looking for good laugh check out one Peter Jenkins funny books.

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When I was a ventriloquist, I not only wrote my own jokes, but I would also buy a lot of joke books (from bookstores, yard sales, etc.). It is impossible to present you with all the jokes I have. But, as I find jokes I enjoy, I will try to present them to you based on author, category or whatever. I also realize that my sense of humor might not mesh with yours. So please bear (pun intended) with me because I've tried to post jokes that do not offend but amuse.



 Tips For Telling A Joke

(From Best Jokes and Cartoons from Scholastic Magazine)
Edited By Patricia Lauber
Copyright 1955 by Teen Age Books

1. Make sure you know the joke and can get it straight before you tell it.

2. Keep it short and sweet.

3. Avoid telling one joke after another, and give others a chance to tell a joke.

4. Jokes are suppose to be funny, not hurt someone's feelings.

5. Learn to tell a joke without laughing until you are finished.


Follow these rules and the audience will be yours till Niagara Falls!



Below are graphical links to some specialized joke pages.
More jokes and riddles are scattered below these links on this page.

This is our presentation of those Lake Woebegone jokes and more.
Visit our Lake BigiHaHaHaHa
and enjoy some Minnesota humor.

Funny stories of crimes that were "Almost" the perfect crime?  LOL  Not for really young kids.
Crazy Criminals
Not for Young Children


These are the best golf jokes I could find.
 I tried.


Classic Elephant Jokes that are so dumb they are funny &  you'll groan!


Some really classic riddles.
You'll feel guilty you forgot the answers if you're older than 30.


"Who's There?"
Traditional
"Knock Knocks" that are classics and cheesy also. Some good lines for Valentine cards?


These cheesy jokes for kids aren't about dairy. They give more well groans than giggles?


 These are part of our School Stuff section.
But I also put a link here.
They are teacher, student and educational humor.


Corny jokes to me have a bit of "wit weakness" but they are good clean fun.


Lots and Lots of them.
Riddles actually.


Includes Thanksgiving Jokes, Riddles, Quotes, Poems, Etc.


Riddles, Jokes, Quotes, Jingles and Christmas Cartoons.

Easter Jokes, Riddles and Knock-Knocks





JOKES



Buzz: "First I got tonsilitis, followed by appendicitis and pheumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations."

Butch: "Boy you had a time!"

Buzz: "I'll say! I thought I'd never pull through that spelling test."



Student: "I hear that fish is brain food."

Roomate: "Yeah, I eat it all the time."

Student" "Another theory disproved."



Marty: "He was kicked out of school for cheating!"

Wade: "How come?"

Marty: "He was caught counting his ribs in a biology exam."



Dancer: "Say, can't you stretch the music a little longer -- just a dance or two more?

Band Leader: "Sorry, Sir. This isn't a rubber band."



Two women were preparing to board an airliner. One of them turned to the pilot and said, "Now, please don't travel faster than sound. We want to talk."



She: "How gracefully that man over there eats corn on the cob!"

He: "Yes. He used to be a piccolo player in the Marine Band."



Sergeant (after a War Game): "Private Jones, didn't you realize you were exposing yourself to an imaginary enemy only 250 yards away?"

Private Jones: "That's right, Sergeant. I was standing behind that imaginary rock 25 feet high!"



"As we have learned," said the teacher, "the former ruler of Russia was called a Czar, and his wife was called a Czarina. Now who can tell me what the Czar's children were called?"

A little boy at the back of the class piped up and said, "Czardines!"



"Now boys," said the teacher, "tell me the signs of the zodiac. You first Tommy."

"Taurus, the Bull."

"Right. Now you Harry, another one."

"Cancer the Crab."

"Right again. Now Sammy it's your turn."

The boy looked puzzled, hesitated a moment and then blurted out, "Mickey the Mouse!"



Teacher: "Can you give me an example of wasted energy?"

Willy: "Yes, ma'am, telling a hair-raising story to a bald-headed man."



Teacher: "Give me a sentence with an object."

Pupil: "You're very beautiful, teacher."

Teacher: "What's the object?"

Pupil: "A good grade!"



Teacher: "Give me an example of a collective noun."

Student: "Garbage can."



An English teacher, troubled by the unwillingness of boys in her class to take any interest in composition, attempted to arouse them by asking for a description of a baseball game. It was a fortunate idea for most of the boys were eager to tell what they knew about the sport.

Only one lanky fellow disappointed the teacher's hopes. He chewed on his pencil for a few moments before he scratched a few words and turned in his paper. On the paper he wrote ..."Rain. No Game."



A duck, a frog and a skunk wanted to go to the movies. The admission was one dollar. Which one of the three couldn't afford to go?

Answer: The skunk. Why?

The duck had a bill. The frog had a greenback. But the skunk only had a scent.



Flora: "And when rain falls, does it ever get up again?"

Dora: "Oh yes, in dew time."



Ike: "You say Tony gave up his job as traveling salesman just to please his wife?"

Mike: "Yes, it seems she wanted her Tony home permanent."



Question: "What is a Hot Dog?"

Answer: "A Hot Dog is the noblest of all dogs, because it feeds the hand that bites it."



Mary had a little watch

She swallowed it, it's gone.

Now everywhere that Mary walks

"Time Marches On."



Jim: "I can't get along with her. All she does is ignore me."

Tim: "Ignore you?"

Jim: "Yes- and if there's anything I hate, it's IGNORANCE."



THE ONCE OVER



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