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A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"
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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
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There is a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there is a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!'' Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''
nngriffin What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese
How do you make a milk shake? Give it a good scare
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it
Where do polar bears vote? The North poll
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show everyone he wasn’t chicken
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip? Bison
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website
What kind of bees makes milk instead of honey? Boobees
How do bees get to school? By school buzz
What do you call a bear with no ear? B
How can you tell the ocean is friendly? It waves
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
What was the most popular dance in 1776? Indepen-dance
What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte
What does a baby computer call his father? Data
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open
Why are dogs such bad dancers? They have two left feet.
What did the bean said to another bean? How’ve ya bean?
What did the doctor say to the midget? You just have to be a little patient.
Why do the French like to eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food
What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astronut
7 "Walks into a bar" jokes… plus one

1. A horse walks into a bar, bartender says, “Why the long face?”

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2. A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, “That’ll be $1.49”. The duck replies, “Put it on my bill!”.What kind of bees makes milk instead of honey? Boobees
How do bees get to school? By school buzz
What do you call a bear with no ear? B
How can you tell the ocean is friendly? It waves
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
What was the most popular dance in 1776? Indepen-dance
What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte
What does a baby computer call his father? Data
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open
Why are dogs such bad dancers? They have two left feet.
What did the bean said to another bean? How’ve ya bean?
What did the doctor say to the midget? You just have to be a little patient.
Why do the French like to eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food
What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astronut
7 "Walks into a bar" jokes… plus one

1. A horse walks into a bar, bartender says, “Why the long face?”

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2. A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, “That’ll be $1.49”. The duck replies, “Put it on my bill!”

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Short Funny Jokes Clean SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults In Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Short Funny Jokes Clean SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults In Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Short Funny Jokes Clean SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults In Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images


Short Funny Jokes Clean SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults In Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Short Funny Jokes Clean SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults In Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Short Funny Jokes Clean SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults In Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Short Funny Jokes Clean SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults In Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Short Funny Jokes Clean SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults In Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Short Funny Jokes Clean SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults In Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Short Funny Jokes Clean SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults In Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images


Short Funny Jokes Clean SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults In Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Short Funny Jokes Clean SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults In Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images








Short Funny Jokes Clean SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults In Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Short Funny Jokes Clean SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults In Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Short Funny Jokes Clean SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults In Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

Short Funny Jokes Clean SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults In Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

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