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While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
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An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered, "Sure , why not."
So the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Wed, 03/16/2011 - 04:48 — wild bird feeders (not verified)
Very nice story. As well as
Very nice story. As well as the moral is also good. That's true when you get any success through any nonsense or any bad way you should keep your mouth shut.
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Thu, 08/19/2010 - 12:01 — anshu (not verified)
Awesome stories
They are all nice and left out a moral in our hearts with funny relationships.
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Tue, 08/10/2010 - 11:52 — Anonymous (not verified)
NYCE
This website is really nice...and these stories that are so fake,,,aren't so fake when it comes to meaning....
I hope that more stories would be posted like the other ones...
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Mon, 07/12/2010 - 01:43 — ardie (not verified)
...h
simple stories yet...composed of a great moral lessons to learn!!!
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Thu, 07/08/2010 - 10:42 — PooPooTim (not verified)
this is nice
They are the most funniest stories i ever seened HAHA
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Mon, 07/05/2010 - 16:53 — Rukesh (not verified)
funny stories with life
funny stories with life changing morals....simply fantastic....worth reading ...
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Sun, 07/04/2010 - 06:43 — pramod (not verified)
really enjoyed reading these
really enjoyed reading these stories.filled with fun & moral :)
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Mon, 05/03/2010 - 18:18 — pragil (not verified)
nice!!!
The stories here are nice & fun .......
AND with good moral
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Fri, 04/30/2010 - 09:41 — naveen soni (not verified)
thanks for a awsome story
thanks for a awsome story....it helped me a lot.........to complete my class work
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Sun, 04/25/2010 - 06:21 — briggy (not verified)
nice story....
dis is a nice story.......
n funny.........
n has a moral lesson....
cool.....
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Thu, 03/11/2010 - 08:18 — dev Rathore (not verified)
nice story
it is really nice to have such short and sweet story, which not only make us laugh but also encourage to learn something from life..
thax guys
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Fri, 02/19/2010 - 12:15 — madhur (not verified)
good one...nice combination
good one...nice combination of moral and fun
Thanks
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Sat, 01/23/2010 - 06:01 — Anonymous (not verified)
i have nothing to say but it
i have nothing to say but it is so cool
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Wed, 09/16/2009 - 05:05 — mivy (not verified)
cool!
cool!
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Wed, 07/29/2009 - 23:48 — larkin (not verified)
it's all for fun as it
it's all for fun as it intends to be...so why the fuss? just enjoy and don't let it get to you....seriously...he he....
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Thu, 07/09/2009 - 13:38 — Anonymous (not verified)
this is a joke site..have
this is a joke site..have fun! don't grumble :-P
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Thu, 06/25/2009 - 19:19 — Nashville Limo Service (not verified)
Very nice story
This is a pretty interesting story with a very nice moral. I really agree that if you achieve something in an unfair or nonsense way you won’t be able to retain it for a longer time.
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