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The 100 Funniest People On Twitter [2012]
December 7, 2012

So how did The Poke come up with the list of the 100 Funniest People on twitter 2012?

a) We asked our 75,000 followers to nominate the Tweeters that regularly made them laugh – the ones that were frequently mentioned got added to the pile.

b) Then we added these to our own list.

c) Then we wrote these names onto individual post-it notes, stuck them on a window and tried to rank these into a top 50, in order of funnyness.

d) This proved impossible so we attempted to turn it into a Top 100. This made the process FAR worse.

e) So we put them in alphabetical order.

So without further a do – here is the definitive list of the 100 Funniest People On Twitter (except the one’s written on the bits of paper that blew out of the window when we had that storm the other day).

Drum roll please….

@Alan_Machnik Alan Machnik ‏

Bio: My abandonment issues mean I can’t even eat Cheerios. Writer for hire. Enquire within.

Sample Tweet: How many Chinese Whispers does it take to change a lightbulb? Steven.

@amateuradam  Adam Kay ‏

Bio:I write comedies for TVs and sometimes I perform comedies on stages. Nincompoof.

Sample Tweet: There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question – probably a bird.

@ArenaFlowers  Arena Flowers ‏

Bio: Flower delivery has come a long way. Not only can you order them online now, but they are only very rarely forced through letterboxes anymore.

Sample Tweet: Due to an autocorrect cock-up, my time machine only lets me travel into the furniture.

@BanksyIdeas Banksy Ideas

Bio: The R&D dept at Banksy HQ. This is a parody account, yeah?

Sample Tweet: Stencil of Rebekah Brooks breast feeding a tiny David Cameron. Drink up, yeah?

@Biltawulf  Tiahowler Biltawülf ‏

Bio: Duck. Tweets. Does Projects. Projects never quite go to plan.

Sample Tweet: I am far more annoyed at having to press the “allow cookies” button on every website I visit than by anything cookies ever did to me.

@blindfumble  Blind Fumble ‏

Bio: Flappy-fringed Glaswegian graphic designer, 140-part tales of fatuity & fervor most of which usually involve unicorns.

Sample Tweet: Pretend you’re in a perfume advert by saying words that bear no relevance to each other while riding a diamanté stallion up your own arse.

@boobygraffoe  Boothby Graffoe ‏

Bio: I’ve just told my wife she’s not allowed to be a bishop.

Sample Tweet: Immigration is out of control! We have to support our brave boys! Cor! Look at the tits on her! Wow. I’ve really caught The Sun today.

@caitlinmoran  Caitlin Moran ‏

Bio: Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992.

Sample Tweet: People who tank their exams today: I don’t even have a GCSE. There are other ways to get on. For instance: lying. And/or being slutty.

@charltonbrooker  Charlie Brooker ‏

Bio: Underwhelmist.

Sample Tweet: Mark Zuckerberg won’t stop until he owns a photo of everybody’s anus. That’s what this is all leading to. That’s the masterplan.

@ChribHibble  Chris ‏

Bio: Active anti-vegetarianist, fervent salad-dodger and Atheist.

Sample Tweet: The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn’t the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they’re hatching a dastardly plan.

@cluedont  Cluedont ‏

Bio: I once took the pee out of a pirate. He was furious!

Sample Tweet: Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a tweet often goes undetected.

@comedyfish  Comedyfish ‏

Bio: Born from an egg on a mountain top

Sample Tweet: The best thing about going to a Brazilian restaurant is you know there’ll be no hair in your food

@DaftLimmy  Limmy ‏

Bio: New series of Limmy’s Show on NOW.

Sample Tweet: If you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”, an easy way to remember is to learn it.

@dandouglas  Daniel Douglas ‏

Bio: Intermittent bedlamite. Opinions are not my own, instead via the CIA courtesy of MK-ULTRA.

Sample Tweet: Overheard some splendidly bullshit-free parenting at Sydenham station. “Mummy, I’m freezing. Am I dying?” “We’re all slowly dying, darling.”

@davidschneider  David Schneider ‏

Bio: Actor, writer, comedian, fool.

Sample Tweet: The Olympics on the BBC has been incredible. I just hope they commission another series.

@death_stairs  Death_Stairs ‏

Bio: All of my toes are the same length, but I lead a normal life.

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T Shirt Humour SMS Funny Jokes In Hindi In English Message In Urdu 2013 In Tamil Hindi Latest For Adults in Telugu In Hindi 140 Words Images

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