Short Funny Adult Jokes Biography
Source:- Google.com.pkFunny Puzzles & Puzzle Jokes
Three Blondes *
Stopping Simultaneously **
Pregnancy Test *
Puzzle Picture **
Jigsaw Puzzle **
Optimist *
Barrel **
Miraculous Mice **
Cold and Dark **
Busy Bus **
Enjoy your meal *
July, August **
The puzzles and jokes are marked with smileys (*) denoting the degree of fun of the given puzzle or joke.
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Three Blondes *
Three blondes are celebrating their success in a pub.
The bartender asks them: "Girls, what's the reason for the celebration?"
One of the blondes responds: "Well, we just finished this puzzle and it took us only a month, while the box indicated: 3 to 6 years!"...
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Stopping Simultaneously **
You are riding a horse. In front of you, there is a fire engine. A helicopter is following you. To your left a sports car is driving. To your right there is a depth.
The Question: How can you arrange that you will all stop simultaneously, without crashing and without mutual communication?
The Answer: Click here!...
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Pregnancy Test *
One blonde tells another blonde: "I've done a pregnancy test."
Asks the other blonde: "And, were the questions difficult?"
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Puzzle Picture **
Puzzle
The Question: What does this picture represent?
The Answer: Click here!...
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Jigsaw Puzzle **
A blonde calls her husband on his cellphone.
Blonde: "I've got a problem!"
Husband: "Tell me."
Blonde: "I've just bought a puzzle, but I can't solve it!"
Husband: "Is it that difficult?"
Blonde: "Yes, I don't know where to start; all pieces look similar!"
Husband: "What's the image on the cover of the box?"
Blonde: "A red cock, but I really can't solve it."
Husband: "Wait a minute; I'll be right there and then we will solve it together!"
...
A few minutes later the husband walks in.
Husband: "And where is this puzzle of yours?"
Blonde: "It's right here on the table..."
Deep silence falls, and then a sigh...
Husband: "Okay, we will do the following: you'll put all cornflakes back into the box and I'll forget the complete incident."
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Optimist *
The Question: What is the definition of an optimist?
The Answer: Click here!...
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Barrel **
Barrel
The Question: What can you put in a barrel which makes it lighter?
The Answer: Click here!...
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Miraculous Mice **
Mice can multiply very fast. Adult mice can give birth once every month, and baby mice grow into adult mice in just two months after they are born.
The Question: If you would buy a baby mouse just after it was born, how many mice would you have in 10 months?
The Answer: Click here!...
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Cold and Dark **
The Question: If you had only one match and entered a cold and dark room, where there were a fireplace, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?
The Answer: Click here!...
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Busy Bus **
Bus
You drive a bus from Rotterdam to Delft. At the first bus stop, 33 people get in. At the second bus stop, 7 more people get in, and 11 passengers step off. At the third bus stop, 5 passengers step off and 2 people get in. After one hour, the bus arrives in Delft.
The Question: What is the name of the driver?
The Answer: Click here!...
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Enjoy your meal *
Apple
You take a bite from your apple and find a worm in the apple.
The Question: What is even worse?
The Answer: Click here!...
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July, August **
The Question: Where can you find August before July?
The Answer: Click here!...
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