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From: Scot Nelson <mammal#NoSpam.watering.hole>

We just hired a molecular biologist.  Man, is he small.
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From: "nemo" <nemo#NoSpam.naughtylass.wet>

Our  molecular biologist  was so small, he got crushed by a speck of dust!
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From: SWISH3303#NoSpam.aol.com (Robert Ohabim)

Q: what do you call the leader of a biology gang?
A: The nucleus
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From: 73467.403#NoSpam.compuserve.com
A fellow accidentally ingested some alpha-L-glucose and discovered that he
had no ill effects. Apparently he was ambidextrose.
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From: saz#NoSpam.xxxjdal.demon.co.uk (Sarah Dalrymple)
[remove the xxx to reply]

"A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.
The barman says "That'll be 80p (ATP) please!"

(note 100p = ः1, and ATP is short for Adenosinetriphosphate, but you
already knew that :))
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From: Philip Clarke <clar0318#NoSpam.flinders.edu.au>
Q: Why are there no asprin in the jungle?
A: Because the parrots-eat-them-all.
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From: tweet12547#NoSpam.aol.com (Tweet12547)


There was a biology student who was studying equilibrium in sea birds with a
specific focus on terns. He proposed that giving measured doses of THC (from,
of course, marijuana) and observing their flight patterns would give some
insight to the problems of equilibrium in three dimensional space. This
proposal being given in a more liberal era, the student got the funding. He
filled out mountains of forms, set up a lab with a ready supply of terns, and
proceeded on his way. After a year of diligent work, groveling monthly before
the review committee to get his stipend, and living with drugged terns, he
completed his study.

With trembling hands, he delivered his 247-page report, complete with charts
and graphs, to the review committee. The august body peruses his study, asking
penetrating questions and reducing our student to jell-o. Finally, the
department head rises. The light reflects off her steel rimmed glasses as she
stares down at our student.

"There is a lot of good work here," she says. "But we can't accept this report.
You have detailed marvelously the effects of THC on terns but you forgot one
essential step: you have no control group." Our student turns pale and says,
"You don't mean..."

"Yes. I'm afraid so. You left no tern unstoned."
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From: "Heather Thompson" <Hpthompson#NoSpam.btinternet.com>
Two guys, called Joe and Dean, were fishermen.  Every day, before dawn,
they set out to sea with their crews, coming home late in the evening with
their catches of fish.  Now, there was one particular area where they would
cast their nets, because of a particular type of fish which was to be found
there.  This was a mutant type of fish which had no hearing apparatus.
These rare fish fetched a high price from the local marine biologists who
liked to study them.  Now, the area where Joe and Dean caught these fish
was very difficult to reach, and involved long hours of sailing through
treacherous waters, which Joe didn't like at all.   Well, one week, Joe
didn't turn up for work at all, and when one of his crew went to Joe's
house to find out what was wrong, Joe said, "I don't know what's wrong with
me.  I'm feeling really tired and lethargic.  I have no energy at all."
"Don't worry," said the crewman, "Dean has been putting all his catch of
those mutant fish through as yours, so you will still have some money to
pay our wages this week."  "Oh, no," said Joe.  "That means that I will
have to get over this feeling of exhaustion and go out to that awful bit of
the sea next week, and all because -

I OWE DEAN DEAF FISH IN SEA."
(Iodine deficiency)
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From: Pierre Abbat <phma#NoSpam.oltronics.net>
Candiru: A tiny catfish of the Amazon basin that pisses people off.
(Note: The candiru is the fish to swims against a urine stream...)
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From: David Stillman (david.stillman#NoSpam.qmserver.hci.utah.edu)

Some two hybrid humor:

I was grading exams, and a student referred to the components of a two hybrid
screen as "bait" and "pray." There may be some truth to that!
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From: wall#NoSpam.ti-csl.csc.ti.com (Raj Wall)


I heard this morning that veterinarians are beginning to use on household animals expensive upscale diagnostic equipment previously only available for humans, including CAT and PET scanners.

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From: "Pierre Abbat" <phma#NoSpam.trellis.net>
Some genetic researchers were studying Acinonyx jubatus to find out why he had a high abnormal sperm count. They gave a group of these animals a histocompatibility (tissue-type) test.

"This is singular," observed one to the other. "Every one of these cats gave the same answers."

"Aw," drawled the other, "they're all a bunch of cheetahs

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From: Gwynt (author) http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/9609/

Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?
A: A Buy-ologist.

Q: Organ transplantation in the future. Brain transplantations are possible
   between relatives (immunological advantage). Father dies and donates his
   brain to his daughter. How do you call such a donor father?
A: You call him Brain-dad.

Windows 95 has a program option to index candybars:
the Mars explorer.

Do you know why dr. Frankenstein sometimes smoked knees and elbows?
He just liked to smoke joints.

You learn your whole life. When you were young you went to school. But
even in the grave the learning goes on, because your head goes back to
skull.
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From: Matthew K Ashford <mkast9+#NoSpam.pitt.edu>
Q: What do you have upon a request for a mother's identification?
A: Cardamom!!
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From: "Bruce P. Dunn" <bpdunn#NoSpam.home.com>
Did you hear about the biologist who had twins?  She baptized one and
kept the other as a control.

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