Short And Funny Jokes Biography
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Biology 1: Multiplication in biology means reproduction, which is microscopically accomplished by cell division.
Chemistry 1: Several plays on words: "Positive" may mean affirmative or positively charged. A lepton is a particle not participating in the strong nuclear force such as an electron or neutrino; in the sentence, "lepton" should be read as "leapt on". An "ion" is a charged atom or molecule; in the sentence, "ion" should be read as "eye on". A buckyball is a soccer-like molecule of carbon atoms.
General/Miscellaneous 1: Asymmetry sounds like "a cemetery". Asymmetry in physics and mathematics is a lack of symmetry. Something is symmetric if it is unchanged when transformed. For example, a sphere has rotational symmetry because if you turn it, it looks the same.
Physics 1: Newton's first law states that a body in motion remains in motion and a body at rest remains at rest unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.
Astronomy 2: Dew appears on plants because air cannot contain all its water vapor at cooler temperatures. The Moon orbits the Earth because of gravity. The taxi driver confused the words "magnets" and "maggots". Of course, if there were no Sun there would be no light during day and night.
Biology 2: There are lots of play on words in this title: Integration can mean the merging of two distinct disciplines (in this case physics and biology) or the mathematical process of finding the area under a curve, which is often performed in physics calculations. Epidermal cells are skin cells, which make use of sunlight for various biochemical processes. It is clever to refer to skin as a solar cell. A growth factor or growth hormone controls the growth of an organism. "Growth Vector" sounds like "Growth Factor." A vector is one of the most commonly used mathematical devices in mechanics: it has magnitude and direction and is used for an object's position, velocity and acceleration.
Chemistry 2: A solution in chemistry is a liquid containing dissolved substances. Precipitates are solid particles in a solution that arise as a result of a chemical reaction. The sentence makes perfect sense because precipitates in a liquid are not considered part of a solution because they are not dissolved.
General/Miscellaneous 2: (6) Einstein once said, "God may be subtle but He is not malicious." (7) Experimentalists often try to fit the data with a straight line.
Physics 2: An ohm is a measure of electrical resistance.
Astronomy 3: Copernicus argued that the Earth went around the Sun and not the other way around.
Biology 3: In microbiology, a culture is a growth of microorganisms for scientific study.
Mole/Avogadro's Number Jokes:
Chemistry 3: A mole is about 6.02 x 1023 and is known as Avogadro's number.
Chemistry 19: A mole is used as a count for atoms and molecules. "Molasses" should be read as "mole asses".
Chemistry 28: A mole is Avogadro's number.
General/Miscellaneous 3:
"Mean old acids" sounds like "amino acids".
Opossums have prehensile tails, ones that can hold onto things.
The spinal column is the backbone.
The student confused the words "revolution" and "resolution".
Jokes Based on the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle:
Physics 3: The joke is based on the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, which states that you cannot simultaneously measure both position and momentum accurately.
Physics 15: According to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, you cannot simultaneously know both your position and speed.
Physics 24: "Heineken Uncertainty" sounds like "Heisenberg Uncertainty."
Physics 37: Heisenberg uncovered the uncertainty principle in quantum mechanics, which places limits on what one can know or measure.
Black Hole Jokes:
Astronomy 4: A black hole is an extremely dense object whose gravity is so strong that nothing, including light, can escape from within.
Astronomy 7: Black holes draw in surrounding material.
Biology 4: This joke is a play on the word gene, which is a section of DNA responsible for encoding a protein.
Water Jokes:
Chemistry 4: In water, there are twice as many hydrogen atoms and oxygen atoms. Its chemical formula is H2O.
Chemistry 11: Ice is a cubic solid state of water.
Chemistry 17: "C" = "sea" and "H2O" = water. C is the symbol for carbon, the sixth element of the periodic table.
Chemistry 20: HOH is equivalent to H2O.
Chemistry 26: Dihydrogen monoxide is H2O or water. The joke illustrates how with clever English one can make a harmless substance sound dangerous.
Physics 4: Neutrons are particles without electric charge.
Astronomy 5: About 95% of the matter in the universe is dark matter. The nature of dark matter is unknown and is one of the great mysteries of astronomy. Missing mass refers to the mass of this dark matter.
Biology 5: A play on the saying "A way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
Chemistry 5: A hydrophobic substance is one that does not react with water.
General/Miscellaneous 5: The Big Bang is the birth of the universe during which energy and matter rapidly expanded outward under extremely hot conditions. High-temperature superconductors are copper-oxide substances that conduct electricity with almost no resistance at temperatures often exceeding 100o K. El Niño is a weather phenomenon in which winds in the southern part of the Pacific Ocean reverse direction to blow West to East causing lots of rain in South America and drier conditions in the south western part of the Pacific Ocean. DNA is the molecule containing the blueprints for life. A semiconductor is able to conduct electricity better than an insulator but poorer than a conductor. Dark matter is an unknown substance that makes up about 95% of the mass of the universe. It was mistakenly thought that fusion could take place in a jar at room temperatures; normally fusion only occurs in extremely hot environments such as the center of the Sun; the idea of room-temperature fusion is called cold fusion. Tang is an orange-tasting drink. Construction of the superconducting supercollider, which was a particle accelerator designed to explore new high energy physics, was halted in 1993; all that is left of the machine is a tunnel in Texas. Number one is a play on the book title, "Men are from Mars; Women form Venus," which means that scientists and journalists are very different.
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