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Some short dirty jokes
Friends

Friends are like underwear, always a comfort.
Good friends are like condom always protecting.
Great friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down. ______________________________________________________

The sad life of a penis

"I only have one eye, my hair is a mess, my skin is wrinkly, my relatives are nuts, my neighbor's an a**hole and my best friend's a pu**y." ______________________________________________________

Engineering

Why are WOMEN are regarded as the best ENGINEERS in the WORLD?
Because they can DEMOLISH an ERECTION without damaging the STRUCTURE!
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Make Love

Don't make love to a policewoman; she will say "STOP".
Don't make love to a nurse, she will say "NEXT",
but make love to a bus conductor, she will say,

"MASUK DALAM LAGI!!"
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Condom size

Man: I wanna buy condom
Salesgirl : May I hold your penis for size?
Salesgirl : Give him a 'M'. Wait...
Salesgirl : Give him 'L'..
Salesgirl : wait...give him 'XL'...
Salesgirl : Oh shit.... Give me a TISSUE..... ______________________________________________________

Sex?

An Arab interview at the US Checkpoint.
Officer: Your name please?
Arab Guy: Abdul Aziz
Officer: Sex? Arab
Guy: Six times a week.
Officer: I mean male or female?
Arab Guy: Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel.
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Reincarnation

Dracula asks God "May I reincarnate into a white angel with wings and still suck blood?"
God said "OK, I'll turn you into a KOTEX!"
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Oil Helps?

Teacher : Why you rub oil on your head whenever I am teaching?
Student : Last night, I heard my mum told my dad, rub oil on the HEAD. If not, cannot go in.
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Old Vs Young

British aged 90 married a 16 years old. He had baby every year and bragged that his engine was turbo. When the fifth was born, the nurse said "Check engine oil, baby is black". ______________________________________________________

Wife Fault Not Mine

A man went to the hospital for a checkup. The doctor said he has penis cancer. He went home, upset, shouted at his wife with anger, "SEE, I TOLD YOU TO STOP SMOKING!"
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Milking Machine

Farmer ordered a MILKING MACHINE. Tried it on his penis and had a wonderful orgasm, but can't remove it. So, he reads the manual and faints. It says "AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 LITRES".
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Breasts

Teacher : Why do cow look depressed when being milked?
Student : Madam, if someone rubs and squeeze your breasts for 2 hours but don't f**k you, how would you feel?
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Penis

Woman asked god to make the penis pretty. He said no way. Now it's ugly and you suck it. If it is pretty, you would eat it.
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A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

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A. A navel.

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A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

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A. A Klondike Bar

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A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.

Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.

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